So I got a sale, and noticed there was tax on it (the paid $6.xx for a $5.xx item) which means they're in my state. I clicked it to see where they were located and was surprised to see it was about a mile and a half away. I packaged it, printed the label, and went to go drop it off.
Drove up, tossed it on their porch and drove away.
20 minutes later I got an email subject "how???" and they said they got their order in less than a half hour. It was the funniest shit ever